The weird and wonderful world of Scandinavian sayings

'Not all the Moomins are in the valley...'

'Let me show you where a chicken pees from!'

'You've been caught with your beard in the letterbox.'

Scandinavians may be cooler and more stylish than the rest of the world, but they have some very bizarre sayings. 

Take the Swedish 'Skita i det blå skåpet', which roughly translates as: 'You've done a crap in the blue cupboard' ('You've messed things up now'). And in Norway, if you're slow on the uptake, the locals would suspect you were 'born behind a brown cheese' ('Å være født bak en brunost').